Q: Respected Sir, I have been masturbating five or six times a day for the last 10 years. I am to be married shortly. Will my habit affect my married life?
A: Dear Viewer, firstly, do you think you can keep your hands free long enough to tie the taali around the bride's neck?
Q: Respected Sir, I get turned on by women's nostrils. When I see a woman's flared nostril, I have an uncontrollable urge to place my member in it. What shall I do?
A:Dear Viewer, you seem to have proved the saying, "On the whole, it's all about a hole." Nevertheless this seems to be less your problem than your partner's who obviously needs to possess cannon holes for nostrils to satisfy you.
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