This diary is normally devoted to putting down pious Hindutva thoughts. But due to unavoidable circumstances, I have had to pen some unholy views. Once the debate over section 377 of the Indian Penal Code is forgotten, I shall burn the diary and clean the pen with holy milk brought from Dwaraka. Definitely a sign of Kali Yug. I had to comment on issues like homosexuality which is unholy, unnatural, unclean, unimaginable, unfortunate and so on. Thank God, for once the Supreme Court was right and abandoned the so-called liberals and human rights wallahs.
Let me make it clear, under NaMo our Lok Sabha poll campaign will not concentrate on just a majority. We are targeting 377 seats and anything in excess of that will be distributed to the VHP, Bajrang Dal, Shiv Sena and other allies. NaMo and I feel that the BJP should permanently be associated with the magic number 377 which links us with Indian culture, Supreme Court wisdom and genuine Hindu unadulterated, macho sex. That is real development.
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