24 November, 2020

"I'm Not A Dirty Old Man"

Singh fends off questions about his sex life

"I'm Not A Dirty Old Man"
An impertinent question first.
Questions can't be impertinent, only answers can.

OK then, when did you last have sex?
Visibly annoyed) What a stupid question. I won't answer that.

Why did you write the book?
It was an obsession. I got it off my chest. Such fantasies exist.

Is Mohan Kumar your alter ego?
You may say that. Through him, I've expressed my fantasies.

If it wasn't yours, the book would've been ignored.
Maybe. But I've achieved a certain notoriety here. Though I have only contempt for those who think I'm a dirty old man.

Why is all the sex in your book so unerotic?
Is it? Then I have failed. But that's your opinion.

How did your wife react to your book?
She hasn't read it and my daughter refuses to read it.


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