How many roads must a man walk down…before he realises there is a lockdown? The answer, my friend, is blowing in unique public advisories. Police in Madhya Pradesh have been handing out pamphlets that say, “I am an enemy of society. I will not stay at home,” to people stepping outside. Many other governments are pasting notices outsides the houses of those advised to self-quarantine. And in case they still sneak out? They have also stamped their hands lest they decide to go gallivanting about town.