28 July, 2021

Bull's Eye

NEWS: A Christmas nativity tableau at Madam Tussaud's depicted soccer star David Beckham and his popstar wife Victoria as Joseph and Mary, parents ...

Bull's Eye
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NEWS: A Christmas nativity tableau at Madam Tussaud's depicted soccer star David Beckham and his popstar wife Victoria as Joseph and Mary, parents of Jesus. President Bush, Prime Minister Blair and the Duke of Edinburgh were shown as the Three Wise Men. This depiction provoked strong criticism from church authorities. On Christmas Day 2004, as all establishments remained closed, this was the scene inside Madam Tussaud's.

The Three Wise Men stood by the manger in which the infant slept. Mary and Joseph looketh at them with wonder and Mary sayeth: "How did you guys get here?"

And the First Wise Man looketh at Mary and sayeth: "Star told us, kid."

And since Mary knoweth not what the First Wise Man sayeth, the Second Wise Man spake thus: "He means Murdoch—there's no Fox TV in the east you know, he's only got Star TV there."

Then the First Wise Man, bending over the infant, sayeth: "Remember little feller, if they ain't with ya, they're against ya!"

And the Second Wise Man, shaking his rear from side to side, sayeth: "Woof! Woof!" Then the Third Wise...

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