It takes Bollywood 26 years to get up the audacity to remake Forrest Gump, but this is only marginally about the shooting of Laal Singh Chaddha in Turkey. Neatly brushed salt-and-pepper hair in place, leading man Aamir Khan musters a toothless smile as he’s hosted by First Lady Emine Erdogan at the Huber Mansion in Istanbul. But was accepting the invitation of a president (surely, Recep Tayyip approved?) who increasingly sees himself as the meddlesome Ottoman caliph of olden times—castigating India over Kashmir and the Delhi riots—that too on August 15, a problematic proposition? It was, for hundreds of busy trolls let Aamir know. Let’s see how Forrest bumbles himself outta this.